Guys in their 20s who still think it’s cool to talk about obscure bands only they listen to.

thejordanator:

Yup, all of us that overhear you in the pub (when you’re talking loudly), or read about it on your blog - we’re really jealous we can’t be as cool as you.

Meanwhile I’m dancing in my underpants to Paul Young. Who’s happier?

I’ll give you two clues - it’s not you and it’s me.

When I leave uni

Where ever I end up I will start playing rugby again. I miss playing so much, although being 6 stone lighter probably means I won’t play prop any more

They didn’t phone me again

Cunts done with them now

#me
thejordanator:

One of my all time favourite players.

Same until he plays against England and tears us apart again

thejordanator:

One of my all time favourite players.

Same until he plays against England and tears us apart again

Sat in my pants waiting for a phone interview

Why can’t all interviews be like this, so comfy

thejordanator:

YEAH! THAT’LL TELL UM! PUT A LINE THROUGH IT, THAT’LL MAKE THEM REGRET IT!
Christian logic

Shit a red line. Can no longer do that, better just pop this baby out then

thejordanator:

YEAH! THAT’LL TELL UM! PUT A LINE THROUGH IT, THAT’LL MAKE THEM REGRET IT!

Christian logic

Shit a red line. Can no longer do that, better just pop this baby out then

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