Guys in their 20s who still think it’s cool to talk about obscure bands only they listen to.
Yup, all of us that overhear you in the pub (when you’re talking loudly), or read about it on your blog - we’re really jealous we can’t be as cool as you.
Meanwhile I’m dancing in my underpants to Paul Young. Who’s happier?
I’ll give you two clues - it’s not you and it’s me.
When I leave uni
Where ever I end up I will start playing rugby again. I miss playing so much, although being 6 stone lighter probably means I won’t play prop any more

One of my all time favourite players.
Same until he plays against England and tears us apart again
Sat in my pants waiting for a phone interview
Why can’t all interviews be like this, so comfy

YEAH! THAT’LL TELL UM! PUT A LINE THROUGH IT, THAT’LL MAKE THEM REGRET IT!
Christian logic
Shit a red line. Can no longer do that, better just pop this baby out then


